One thing I know about Ducks is that they absolutely hate ice. I mean, how are they going to dip their little heads into their lake to get food? Ducks are warm weather birds. Anyways, Anaheim is back at home, which is probably bad news for them.
Toronto was doing so well for the last few weeks, and then they had to play Boston. Ugh, the Bruins. First, the Bruins won in Boston by shutting out Toronto, and now, they won the back end of their home and home, with a shootout victory against the Maple Leafs. Things were looking up! They were […]
This is a look at Detroit’s Stadium Series jersey. Or maybe a mascot jersey for Dale’s Tire Stop.
Honestly, the intent of Mo’vember is to draw attention to the cause of men’s health by looking creepy as hell in a mustache. So kudos, I guess. You look creepy. If you don’t ever give me this smirk while donning the lip sweater again, I promise to have my prostate checked once in a while.
Well, Carey Price is back. There is nothing we can do now. Everyone can just stop following their team, because the Montreal Canadiens are going to run over your team of choice. No more losses to Colorado or Arizona or whoever else they recently dropped games to, which led to a great deal of consternation […]
[The Canucks are in a celebratory mood after a dominating win over the Blackhawks] Alex Burrows: That was incredible guys! I mean, 9 points between the two of you? That’s crazy!. But you can change out of your uniform now. Henrik: We have changed, Alex. You’ll note we are wearing our jerseys from several years […]
Of all 6 players starting on the ice, only Kyle Palmieri is on Twitter? What the hell? The Devils really need to get with the times. AMybe they should find a social media director. I’m free.
As noted with today’s first Tweet of the Moment, Jaromir Jagr is one goal short of Marcel Dionne for career goals. You are right to look startled. On to last night’s scores. SCOREBOARD Boston 2, Toronto 0 – As noted yesterday, Zdeno Chara scored the goal that mattered, and Brad Marchand just had a late empty […]
Not only is Jagr closing in on Dionne, but he is has done much of it while dragging a long, ratty mullet along with him. Truly incredible.
The Leafs and Bruins were locked in a battle of epic proportions on Saturday night. There were no goals until there were less than 4 minutes left, and Zdeno Chara was the one to break the seal. Toronto has been good by Toronto standards, winning 5 of their last 6 before the Friday game, but […]
The game ended literally less than a minute before this tweet was fired off. That’s some seriously industrious work by the ‘Canes site writers, because this means there must have been a version where Carolina won as well. I mean, I wouldn’t have faulted them if there wasn’t a version where the ‘Canes lost. They […]
The Washington Capitals lost on Thursday night, but that won’t be the story people will talk about today or for years to come. Sergei Federov went into the hall of fame earlier this month as the all time leading scorer from Russia, but on the 19th, that record was broken. Alexander Ovechkin can now claim that […]
I don’t even know that this means.
First it was overtime going three on three, and now it’s the all star game. Well, not the all star game. It’s going to be a tournament, featuring a series of 3-3 games. This has to be troubling for the Players Union. Is the NHL looking to save costs by moving to a 3 on […]
Our beloved JR is doing a book signing at a Costco. You will need a membership, probably, and you can only buy his book by the case. On the other hand, go get the dollar hot dogs for your wait in line!