Nashville provides us with a viable third candidate

OK, well, I guess maybe not a viable candidate. I can think of a couple of reasons that Gnash probably can’t be president. First, I’m not sure we allow non-humans to hold elected office. Second, he isn’t older than the franchise, and the franchise isn’t even 35 years old, the minimum age a president must […]

A review of Arizona’s Paw Patrol auditions

Wait, what the heck is this? None of these are pups! And why aren’t any of these ladies wearing shirts? I think I need to get back to Adventure Bay. (This post was inspired by my 2 year old nephew. )

Summer Reading: Hockey Night in Dixie

Hello, everyone! Here’s the next installment of “Summer Reading with Loser Domi”, because the offseason is boring. This time, I’m discussing Hockey Night in Dixie: Minor Pro Hockey in the American South by Jon C. Stott. There are two parts to the book. The first part has a chapter each on the Roanoke Valley Vipers […]


Big Deal: Save $25 on ALL Ticket Network Orders

The 4th of July weekend is coming quickly upon us and our friends at Ticket Network are running a special promotion to celebrate our Independence Day! Use promo code USA25OFF to take $25 on all orders over $150.00*. If you can’t save the world from an alien extinction this 4th of July, at least you can save some […]

Introducing Summer Reading with Loser Domi

Hello, everyone! Some years ago, I was a bit of a darling around these parts with stupid humor and occasional hockey material. After a lengthy hiatus, I’ve come back (at least temporarily) to Barry Melrose Rocks. One of my favorite tags in the old site was “August is Really F’n Boring”, and I have a […]

We are a week removed from Pittsbugh claiming the Stanley Cup.

No sir, it still doesn’t get any better than this: Much like LeBron James returning to Cleveland, Phil Kessel returned to the United States and won the Stanley Cup for America. How does that feel, Toronto? Phil Kessel won the Stanley Cup, and did so while putting together 22 Playoff points. It’s OK to admit that […]

Gary Bettman is committed to the joke

\ From a business perspective, the long time criticism of the NHL has been its expansion into non-traditional markets. There have been some obvious successes, like Los Angeles or Dallas, but then some abject failures, like Atlanta and Phoenix. There is business sense to trying to increase the league’s footprint, but many long term observers […]

The new Bridgestone Arena seating looks uncomfortable

Ever since the season concluded in Nashville, there have been some renovations to Bridgestone Arena. Gotta get ready for Selena Gomez, after all. Anyways, as anyone who has ever installed arena seats knows, the first step is always the armrests. And yes, this is a perfect example of BMR’s riveting offseason content. *sigh*

Buck up, Sharks, you were beat by the best

The Sharks were able to carry the series out to 6 games, including a two goal victory on Friday in Pittsburgh to extend the series. That’s good, right! They denied the Penguins the chance to celebrate at home in what can only be described as a spiteful victory. The Sharks were able to shake their reputation […]

Maybe I know some stuff

Obviously, today is all about celebrating the Penguins’ victory, and over the next week, we certainly will give the Sharks and Penguins their well deserved accolades but I just want to point you all to this and pat myself on the back: Hmm… Penguins in 6 Ryan Henning: Genius

The Coyotes are really trying to like Arizona

The Arizona Coyotes have been in a haze almost since they moved to the Phoenix area 20+ years ago. It seems like any team that claims that they are trying to push for a new arena while saying they are “committed” to an area is almost always lying, and would be willing to move at […]

Pittsburgh doesn’t have everything

The Pittsburgh Penguins have three Stanley Cup titles under their belt. It seems like they should have won more in recent years, but they have been without since 2009. the number of times they have actually hoisted the cup in Pittsburgh? 0. Thanks to their win against San jose, in the Bay area 3 nights […]