After trying to put this together with Internet Explorer, all I can say is thank God for Google Chrome.
The Top Line
Philadelphia 4, Pittsburgh 3 – A sweep by Philadelphia is pretty much the end of the world in western Pennsylvania. Hilarious to me.
Edmonton 2, Carolina 1 – Does this mean Edmonton can get the 2006 Cup?
Washington 4, Toronto 2 – So America is better than Canada after all.
Vancouver 4, Florida 3 (SO -) I guess the Canucks won the trade.
San Jose 1, New York Rangers 0 – Looks like the Sharks took a bite out of the Rangers hahaha, oh me.
Colorado 3, Ottawa 1 – Ottawa may be incredibly mediocre, but at least they aren't disappointing and failing to live up to expectations
Montreal 2, Buffalo 0 – Thomas Vanek barely remembers Buffalo anymore, I bet.
Chicago 4, Detroit 1 – I wonder if anyone feels bad for the Red Wings. I bet no.
Winnipeg 7, Dallas 2 – Holy buckets, is that impressive. Most exciting thing to happen in Winnipeg since…..
Tweet of the Moment
Cooper on a win tonight vs. the Canucks: "That could be the difference between a good and great homestand for us." #TBLightning
— Missy Zielinski (@Missy_Zielinski) March 17, 2014
Remember when Tortorella was a coach in Tampa. Apparently beating him would be great.