This month won't end. This post was already eaten once by the internet.
The Top Line
Montreal 4, Boston 1 -Surprising that this didn't make the Top Line since everything else did.
Columbus 5, Washington 2 – The Blue Jackets are better than the Capitals. That's just the way it is.
Toronto 6, Florida 3 – The Maple Leafs are so streaky. So are the Panthers. So are hockey teams.
Ottawa 5, Tampa Bay 3 – Big win for the Senators, as the Lightning are significantly better than they are.
New Jersey 3, Dallas 2 (OT) – Patrick Elias scores a overtime winner as the Devils beat the Stars in a headline that would have been a big deal 10 years ago.
Calgary 4, San Jose 1 – The Flames manhandle the Sharks, if you were wondering why the earth was quaking.
Colorado 5, Minnesota 4 – 4 goals against. Yep, pay the man. He's why you're winning.
Buffalo 3, Phoenix 2 – The Sabres get a game winner from Zemgus Girgensons, which is a real persons.
Anaheim 5, Philadelphia 3 – The Ducks are really good.
Pittsburgh 4, Los Angeles 1 – The Penguins are nearly as good as the Ducks.
Tweet of the Moment
— Calgary Flames (@NHLFlames) January 31, 2014
Or alternately: “The Flames defense is terrible, ladies and gentleman!”.