The Ducks are trying to butter me up.

This is the current featured item on the Anaheim Ducks' page. The Anaheim Ducks don't have anyone with the name "Ryan" on the roster, so I assume this is blatant pandering. To me. A member of the press*. I for one am thoroughly disgusted

(*press is a term used extremely loosely). 

I have my morals, Anaheim Ducks, and I will not give you glowing coverage just because you have a shirt that is clearly designed to woo me and get you in the good graces of Barry Melrose Rocks.  

Besides, everyone know that I wear #25.

About Ryan Henning

Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.