Stars move on to invisible players

After yesterday's revelation that they were using their empty seats as a humor device, the Dallas Stars have now turned in a direction I was not expecting. They are now inventing players for their press releases!

Even children's books are incredulous.

No, Tasha Pym, we have never seen a Sneep.

Shame on you, Dallas Stars. Shame. On. You.

About Ryan Henning

Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.