Did you do anything fun last night? You did! That's wonderful.
The Top Line
Dallas 5, Philadelphia 1 – Oh, a hat trick from Tyler Seguin. Not nearly as annoying now that he isn't in Boston, is he?
Winnipeg 2, Tampa Bay 1 (OT) – The Jets are such a young team. They are like Edmonton in that regard. Also, they are bad at hockey and Canadian.
Washington 5, Nashville 2 – Karl Alzner sounds like he should be in his late 70s.
Boston 3, Pittsburgh 2 – There was also hockey to go along with the gross misdemeanor last night.
Montreal 3, Buffalo 2 – At this point, the Sabres have to be happy if they get within 1 goal.
Toronto 4, Ottawa 3 (SO) – A tightly contested affair between two of Canada's 7 most popular teams. ASAS
Florida 2, Detroit 1 – I feel like I should have a joke prepared, but the scoreline really did it for me.
New Jersey 4, New York Rangers 3 (OT) – Eric Gelinas scored the game winner in OT. Wait, there is ANOTHER Gelinas?
Anaheim 5, St. Louis 2 – The Ducks are able to disrupt any good season you throw at them.
Calgary 2, Edmonton 1 (OT) – A battle for the ages between two perennial rivals. Or something.
Los Angeles 3, New York Islanders 0 – I'm going to have to start learning about Tyler Toffoli.
Tweet of the Moment
Alex Galchenyuk and Max Pacioretty go head-to-head in a heated game of ping pong. WATCH -> http://t.co/xdBTmsbuiN
— Canadiens Montréal (@CanadiensMTL) December 8, 2013
The funny part is, they are actually both terrible at ping pong.