Puck Dumps 12/8/13

Did you do anything fun last night? You did! That's wonderful.

The Top Line

Brooks Orpik was mugged by Shawn Thornton last night, Yahoo, TSN, Fox, The Local Take



Dallas 5, Philadelphia 1 – Oh, a hat trick from Tyler Seguin. Not nearly as annoying now that he isn't in Boston, is he?

Winnipeg 2, Tampa Bay 1 (OT) – The Jets are such a young team. They are like Edmonton in that regard. Also, they are bad at hockey and Canadian.

Washington 5, Nashville 2 – Karl Alzner sounds like he should be in his late 70s.

Boston 3, Pittsburgh 2 – There was also hockey to go along with the gross misdemeanor last night.

Montreal 3, Buffalo 2 – At this point, the Sabres have to be happy if they get within 1 goal.

Toronto 4, Ottawa 3 (SO) – A tightly contested affair between two of Canada's 7 most popular teams. ASAS

Florida 2, Detroit 1 – I feel like I should have a joke prepared, but the scoreline really did it for me.

New Jersey 4, New York Rangers 3 (OT) – Eric Gelinas scored the game winner in OT. Wait, there is ANOTHER Gelinas? 

Anaheim 5, St. Louis 2 – The Ducks are able to disrupt any good season you throw at them.

Calgary 2, Edmonton 1 (OT) – A battle for the ages between two perennial rivals. Or something.

Los Angeles 3, New York Islanders 0 – I'm going to have to start learning about Tyler Toffoli.


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The funny part is, they are actually both terrible at ping pong.

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