I hope you are sitting down for this…
The Top Line
Los Angeles 5, Vancouver 1 – No amount of Sedin could undo this mess.
Chicago 5, Dallas 2 – Patrick was Sharp with 4 assists. Oh man, did anyone else ever think of that pun?
Phoenix 4, Washington 3 (SO) – I could totally see Ovechkin wanting to go to the Coyotes just for the hell of it, because he strikes me as a weirdo. ASAS
Saint Louis 2, Pittsburgh 1 – The Blues are just better than the Penguins. No amount of Getzlaf can change that.
Blue Jackets 5, New York Islanders 2 – If a train wreck leaves New York at time X and another train wreck leaves Columbus at time Y….
Tampa Bay 3, Detroit 2 (OT) – "You're in the Eastern Conference now, bitches!" – Teddy Purcell, probably
Boston 3, Toronto 1 – Rob Ford is going to want to get really high if this keeps up. Probably if it doesn't, also.
Minnesota 3, Carolina 2 (SO) – Watch out for the Hurricanes. Not the hockey team, that's just some meteorological advice.
Ottawa 3, Florida 2 – Bring back Dineen!
Philadelphia 4, Edmonton 2 – My apologies to anyone who sat through this game.
Tweet of the Moment
— Toronto Maple Leafs (@MapleLeafs) November 10, 2013
Do you think Doug Gilmour will be there?