Quiznos

Patrick Roy goes to Quizno’s

Quizno's guy: Hello, and welcome to Quizno's, how may I help you?

/Patrick Roy looks at the menu: Hmm… That new pesto chicken sounds pretty good. 

QG: It's been a very popular sanwich so far. Would you like to give it a try?

PR: Um, maybe. What comes on it?

QG Traditionally, it comes with tomatoes, basil pesto and our special peppercorn Caesar dressing.

PR: That does sound pretty good. Give me a large on wheat, please.

QG: Sure! 

/Quiznos guy assembles sandwich and slides into the toaster oven.

QG: So….. off today?

PR: Yep. We played last night.

QG: Played? Are you in a band?

PR: Um, no. I'm a hockey coach. I'm Patrick Roy. 

QG: Oh! Cool! Sorry, I don't follow hockey, I mostly just smoke pot and cut myself.

PR: Hey, it's all right. You can't all be fans! 

/Sandwich comes out of the toaster.

QG: All right, what do we want for vegetables? Lettuce, tomato, onions…

PR: Didn't you tell me that it comes with tomatoes? 

QG: Oops, right. 

PR: It's OK. I'll get lettuce, spinach, onions and tomatoes, then.

/QG adds lettuce, spinach onions and mayo

PR: Woah, wait, did you just put mayonnaise on my sandwich?

QG: Didn't you say you wanted mayo? 

PR: No! I wanted tomato.

QG: Well yeah, but I didn't think you would repeat yourself. 

PR: You know what? We all make mistakes. But I don't care for mayonnaise. Would you mind putting together another sandwich?

/Quiznos guy assembles sandwich and slides into the toaster oven.

QG: So….. do you coach like, a high school team?

PR: Uh, no. I coach the Avalanche.

QG: So…. like, are they a college team?

PR: Nope. Professional hockey. We play at the Pepsi Center.

QG: Rad! I saw Green Day there once.

/Sandwich comes out of the toaster.

QG: All right, what do we want for vegetables? Lettuce, tomato, onions…

PR: Didn't you tell me that it comes with tomatoes? Never mind. I will have lettuce spinach and onions.

QG: Do you want tomatoes?

PR: Yes I want tomatoes.

QG: Why didn't you say so? 

PR: I… never mind. 

/QG finishes sandwich.

PR: How much do I owe you?

QG: Did you want a drink, chips or a desert?

PR: No, just the sandwich.

/QG punches numbers into the register

QG: That will be 112.43.

PR: I'm sorry?

QG: That will be 112.43.

PR: That seems high.

QG: Well it's… oh, sorry, I chared you for 12 sandwiches.

PR: How did you manage to do that?

QG: I'm so high right now, sir.

PR: You remind me of a young Adam Foote.

QG: 8.99 is your total.

PR: All right. Here is a 10.

QG: Thanks dude!

PR: Do I get change?

QG: Oh, right man! 

/QG gives PR a dollar and 1 cent in dimes, nickels and pennies.

PR: Aren't there any bills in there?

QG: You said you wanted change! 

PR: I suppose I did. Well, I am going to step out before anything else can go wrong hin here!

QG All right, have a great day!

PR: Thanks you too!

/PR walks out the door and passes Corey Perry

CP: Hey, what's up Patty-cakes?

PR: What did you call me?

/Patrick Roy burns down Quizno's

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