Inside the Toronto Maple Leafs boardroom

Board Member 1: Unbelievable! It's the middle of January, and we still have 0 points!

Board Member 2: Terrible! We have just as many points as Columbus!

Board Member 3: Even worse, look at the standings

In unison: Last place!

Board Member 1: And what have we done about it?

Board Member 2: Check the transaction page!

In unison: gasp. Nothing! 

Board Member 3: We need to prove to our fan base that we won't put up with this anymore?

Board Member 1: You're right! The Maple Leafs should be at the top! 

Board Member 2: We should fire the coach!

Board Member 3: It's not his fault that he has lousy players who haven't even scored a goal all season!

Board Member 1: You're right! Down with Burke!

Board Member 2: Fire Burke!

Board Member 3: It is decided! Fire Burke!

Board Member 1: Now that that's decided…. can someone help me tie my shoes?

About Ryan Henning

Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.