Seguin

Hey, who’s ready to party?

Tyler Seguin: All right, Boston, Sox in the World Series! WOOOO SOX LET'S GO! BOSTON STRONG!

Jamie Benn: Uh, dude

Seguin: What's up man, you looking to get WASTED? The SOX are in the World Series. Let's go down to Fenway and bang some baseball fans!

Benn: Dude

Seguin: I know, I know, I shouldn't say that stuff out loud.

Benn: No. You don't live in Boston any more. You were traded like 6 months ago. You're in Dallas now.

Seguin: Really?

Benn: Really.

Seguin: Does this mean I don't have to drink Sam Adams any more?

Benn: That's exactly what that means.

Seguin: Oh thank God.

MEANWHILE, IN BOSTON

Louis Ericsson: WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING, IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT?!

About Ryan Henning

Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.

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