Daniel Alfredsson spends a wistful afternoon in Ottawa

Here I am, listening to a song by Puff Diddy Daddy reminiscing on all the good times I had here in Ottawa, What a sad sack I am! Oh, all those good times. I had a teammate named Radek Bonk! I played in the national capital of a country slightly more powerful than Sweden!

Ah, but those days are behind me. Now, I have moved on to a great team in a great town. Well, actually, I am on an old team I made older simply by my presence. And Detroit is actually an impoverished, crime ridden hellhole. Have I made a mistake?

No. No I have not made a mistake. I make at least 3 and a half million dollars this year. What am I so sad about? Ha! Enough moping around, time to get in the hover-Lamborghini and go to practice!

About Ryan Henning

Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.