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Dallas Stars turn poor attendance into humor

Two seemingly unfortunate things came together in a fortuitous convergence on opening night.  First, Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o was duped into falling in love with a fake girlfriend over the internet. Next, the Dallas Stars were unable to sell out their opening night game. The Stars game day staff was able to turn those negatives into a positive though, as they got a killer jab at an obviously troubled young man by using their flagging ticket sales as part of the punchline

The joke was well received, which is great for a  the marketing team and everyone involved with the Stars. I anticipate that they will try to milk this joke for all it's worth. I fully anticipate the following Jumbotron welcomes to show up in Dallas at some point this sesaon.

- Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and an honest lawyer

- Visiting fans of the Phoenix Coyotes

- Train fan club

- Abominable Snowman

- Residents of the city of Atlantis. All 18,532 of them.

I expect a season full of sick burns by the Dallas Stars this year. Nothing worse than getting slammed by a sport you don't play in a state that is 1000 miles from you, right Manti? 

About Ryan Henning

Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.

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