At an NBC promotional party

David Beckham: I like America, to be honest with you, but some of these events can be bores, Cris.

Cristiano Ronaldo: It's difficult partying with the typical boors you find at these parties. I am surprised though. These people aren't as dreadful as I was anticipating.

Beckham: Back when the English Premier League was on Fox and ESPN, it was all about pairing us with American footy players. I grew weary of Tom Brady and his wife. I can run into Brazilians at work, thank you very much.

Ronaldo: Yes, but these aren't the ugly, fashionblind people I was expecting.

Sidney Crosby: Hello gentlemen, on behalf of the Pittsburgh Penguins and the NHL, it's a pleasure to have English soccer in the fold.

Ronaldo: You know that officially, I'm not in the EPL? I play for Real Madrid at present.

Sean Avery: Hey, that's cool, I don't play in the NHL either. 

Beckham: I was just telling Cris how much more delightful you are than those numbskulls in the NFL. I even detected a few international accents! 

Ronaldo: It's not as bad as I was figuring. A party is always better with beautiful people.

Crosby: That's very kind of you, thank you.

Avery: Yes, we play a tough game, but there is no shortage of pretty people playing in the NHL

/everyone laughs

/door flies open

        

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