The Russians always go to the backhand

Vladimir Putin is the president of Russia, where they play hockey a little bit. I don’t know if you heard, but there are even a few of them playing in America. But the best hockey player in Russia is president Vladimir Putin. Roll the video tape

Oh, sure, he looks slow and balky to you, but really his pace is just lulling the opponent into a false sense of security. It’s all strategy.

(Saying otherwise get’s you thrown into a Siberian prison)

(Via Deadspin)

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