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At the Rangers’ Super Bowl party

[At Ryan Callahan’s place]

Callahan: All right, is every body comfortable? Does everyone have any questions?

Marian Gaborik: This is game one of the series, right?

Callahan: No. It’s one game. Winner take all.

Henrik Lundqvist: And who is playing again?

Callahan: The New York Giants and the New England Patriots

Lundqvist: And we are cheering for the Giants, because they are from New York?

Callahan,: Sure, if you would like.

Carl Hagelin: So they must be playing in New England, right? Otherwise we could have watched them at MSG

Callahan: Ooh boy. Where to begin. No, they can’t play football at the Garden, as it isn’t big enough

Hagelin: So where do they play? Yankee Stadium? CitiField?

Callahan:  Uh, no. They play at Giants Stadium.

Gaborik: I’ve never heard of it. Where is it?

Callahan: It’s in East Rutherford… New Jersey

/Condused silence and furrowed eyebrows

Lundqvist: So.. um, where is the game?

Callahan: It’s in Indianapolis

Gaborik: Isn’t that a prison colony?

Lundqvist: No, no, it’s the place with the race cars and fat people.

Gaborik: I thought Minnesota was the fat people

Hagelin: And I thought Carolina was the place with the race cars

/Callahan sighs deeply: The Midwest has fat people, the south has racing, and they sort of meet in Indianapolis. Henrik was right, I guess

Gaborik: I’ve heard the half time show is excellent. 

Callahan:  Yes Madonna is performing this year. 

Lundqvist: Oh, cool! I slept with her!

Hagelin: Awesome! I can’t wait for half time to check her out!

Callahan: I’m going to go see if  Boyle has room for one more.

About Ryan Henning

Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.

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