The Devils finally have a slogan for the topless degenerates of Newark

Tired of having to arrest so many sweaty, shirtless drunks and meth-heads in northern New Jersey, the police departments of Newark, Jersey City and Passaic have banded together with the front office of the New Jersey Devils to form a PSA, reminding locals that it’s simply public decency to be fully clothed in public. Besides, nobody wants to see your saggy manboobs. So Get Your Jersey On.

About Ryan Henning

Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.