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The Creepy Sedin Show: A look at the Lightning

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Announcer: WElcome to the Creepy Sedin Show! In this episode, the Sedins look at potential Stanley Cup finals opponent the Tampa Bay Lightning! Now, here they are…. the Sedins!

/Applause

/Sedins sit and stare ominously

Henrik: We have a guest

Announcer: Please welcome, from the Tampa Bay Lightning… Martin St. Louis!

/Applause

/Martin St. Louis waves to the crowd. Arrives on stage, confused, as Sedins are faceing away from the crowd. He grabs an empty chair.

/Silence

/Sedins slowly spin around.

Daniel: Martin St. Louis. Your name makes us laugh, because it is spelled the same as

St. Louis: Yes, yes, as the city in Missouri

Henrik: The what? St. Louis is a city in Missouri? What is Missouri?

Daniel: I don’t think I have heard of it

St.Louis: That’s where the Blues play… I’m sure you have heard of it. I’m sure you’ve both been there, in fact.

Henrik: I remember the Blues. They wore blue. The Blues play in Missouri?

St. Louis: Yes, in St. Louis.

Daniel: Don’t play games with us. You said they play in Missouri, then you said they play in St. Louis. Which is it?

St. Louis: Uh.. both. St. Louis is in Missouri.

/Sedins stare at St. Louis wordlessly for 14 minutes.

Daniel: As I was saying. Your name makes us laugh, because it is the same as our favorite television show.

St.Louis: Your favorite show is… Martin?

Henrik: Hahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahah Hilarious! What is up? What is up?!

St. Louis: I… am not familiar with Martin Lawrence’s works…

Daniel: HIS NAME IS MARTIN PAYNE!

/Silence

St. Louis: So anyways, I’m hear to talk about the potential match between our teams. Your Canucks, my Tampa Bay Lightning

Henrik: Tampar

St. Louis: Sorry

Henrik: It’s pronounced Tampar.

St. Louis: No, I’m pretty sure it’s Tampa…

Daniel: Henrik is right. Portuguese for “to cover or cork” is Tampar.

St. Louis: But I’m saying… wait, you speak Portuguese?

Henrik: We are multilingual. We speak Swedish, English, Portuguese, Tagalog and Peregrine. 

St. Louis: Peregrine? I’m not sure I’m familiar with that one…

/Daniel and Henrik shriek like Peregrine falcons

/They don’t stop

/they try to continue the interview in this manner

St Louis: I’m… just going to go

About Ryan Henning

Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.

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