Announcer: WElcome to the Creepy Sedin Show! In this episode, the Sedins look at potential Stanley Cup finals opponent the Tampa Bay Lightning! Now, here they are…. the Sedins!
/Sedins sit and stare ominously
Henrik: We have a guest
Announcer: Please welcome, from the Tampa Bay Lightning… Martin St. Louis!
/Martin St. Louis waves to the crowd. Arrives on stage, confused, as Sedins are faceing away from the crowd. He grabs an empty chair.
/Sedins slowly spin around.
Daniel: Martin St. Louis. Your name makes us laugh, because it is spelled the same as
St. Louis: Yes, yes, as the city in Missouri
Henrik: The what? St. Louis is a city in Missouri? What is Missouri?
Daniel: I don’t think I have heard of it
St.Louis: That’s where the Blues play… I’m sure you have heard of it. I’m sure you’ve both been there, in fact.
Henrik: I remember the Blues. They wore blue. The Blues play in Missouri?
St. Louis: Yes, in St. Louis.
Daniel: Don’t play games with us. You said they play in Missouri, then you said they play in St. Louis. Which is it?
St. Louis: Uh.. both. St. Louis is in Missouri.
/Sedins stare at St. Louis wordlessly for 14 minutes.
Daniel: As I was saying. Your name makes us laugh, because it is the same as our favorite television show.
St.Louis: Your favorite show is… Martin?
Henrik: Hahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahah Hilarious! What is up? What is up?!
St. Louis: I… am not familiar with Martin Lawrence’s works…
Daniel: HIS NAME IS MARTIN PAYNE!
St. Louis: So anyways, I’m hear to talk about the potential match between our teams. Your Canucks, my Tampa Bay Lightning
St. Louis: Sorry
Henrik: It’s pronounced Tampar.
St. Louis: No, I’m pretty sure it’s Tampa…
Daniel: Henrik is right. Portuguese for “to cover or cork” is Tampar.
St. Louis: But I’m saying… wait, you speak Portuguese?
Henrik: We are multilingual. We speak Swedish, English, Portuguese, Tagalog and Peregrine.
St. Louis: Peregrine? I’m not sure I’m familiar with that one…
/Daniel and Henrik shriek like Peregrine falcons
/They don’t stop
/they try to continue the interview in this manner
St Louis: I’m… just going to go