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Little Timmy is ready for the season

YEAAAAHHHH SCORE SCORE SCORE!!!!!!!!

Mom: Timmy is SO excited for hockey season!
 

HIT ‘EM HIT ‘EM HIT ‘EM!!!! DEEEEEEEESTROOOOOOOOOY HIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!

Mom: Oh Timmy, you’re lucky I am letting you stay up past your bed time! But this is just practice!

RIP THEIR DICKS OFF AND SHOVE ‘EM IN THEIR EARS!!!!!!!

Mom: Timmy, that’s not a very nice word

MAKE SURE YOU SHOVE IT IN THEIR EAR, SO THEY CAN STILL WATCH YOU MAKE LOVE TO THEIR WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS, BECAUSE THEY CAN’T BECAUSE THEY HAVE PENIS EAR!!!!!!

Mom: Timmy! I think we have been letting you watch too much TV!

RUN OVER THEM WITH THE ZAMBONI, SO ALL THE PENIS-EARS ARE STUCK IN THE ICE, AND THEN MAKE LOVE TO THEIR WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS ON TOP OF THEM, WHILE THEY ARE STILL STUCK IN THE ICE AND CAN’T DO A THING ABOUT IT!!!!!

Mom: All right, Timmy, it’s 8 o’clock. Time for bed! Put your shirt on.

About Ryan Henning

Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.

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