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From the TD Garden Retirement Community

Tim Thomas: You Dwayne, I’m glad they have the air conditioning turned up here. It gets so UNBEARABLE in the summer here. Just way too hot. Like that food ftom Applebees! Way too hot and Spicy!

Dwayne Roloson: Eunice? Eunice is that you?

TT: No Dwayne, it’s me Timmy Thomas!

DR: Good to see you Jimmy! My eyes aren’t what they used to be

TT: It’s all right Dwayne.. I — DAGNABBIT YOU KIDS, STOP IT WITH YOUR ROUGHHOUSING!

DR: Keep your voice down, Eunice!

TT: No, Dwayne, it’s Tim. I was just saying that I — HEY YOU RAPSCALLIANS, GET OUT OF MY CREASE!

DR: Eunice! You’re going to give me a heart attack with all that yelling!

TT: Dwayne, it’s my Tim Thomas! It’s nice to have all these youngsters around, but it’s just so gosh darned tough to have a conversation with the racket. Tyler! Tyler Seguin! Don’t you dare shoot that in the house!

/Seguin shoots anyways, scores

TT: TYLER! YOU ALMOST HIT MR. ROLOSON!

DR: Heh heh, Eunice, honey, you don’t have to call me Mr. Roloson!

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Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.

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