THE GREAT MASTER BURKE IS ONLY TESTING YOUR RESOLVE!!!

Yes, Believers the GREAT Master Burke and His Legion have had a few setbacks in recent days. Yes, times have been tough. The infidels of New York, the other New York and Philadelphia have TESTED US.

BUT THIS HAS BEEN MASTER BURKE’S PLAN ALL ALONG!

The losses to the American Infidels have simply been a test! He wants to weed out the confederates from the TRUE BELIEVERS! He wants to find out whom among us is WEAK and whom is STRONG. The time to repent has passed. For all of you who joined us — the numbers are very strong, in the MILLIONS — you must STAY TRUE TO MASTER BURKE! His prophecy WILL BE FULFILLED!!1!! NOW IS THE TIME TO TAKE A STAND AGAINST TYRANNY!

Tomorrow night the GREAT LEAFS led by the GLORIOUS KESSEL will travel far, far across the continent and into enemy territory. They will attack the TREACHEROUS BEARS of the Northeastern Lands. They will FIGHT for the PROPHECY, for MASTER BURKE and most important for YOU.

THEY NEED YOUR SUPPORT. At 7PM, set your television monitors to THE TRUEST TELEVISION CHANNEL. You will know which one.

ALL WILL SOON BE REVEALED… To the TRUE believers.

Praise be to Sittler.

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