JR on Fatheads
Written by Loser domi   
Sunday, 07 February 2010 14:00

Jeremy Roenick is scaryHoly hell, the last story here is from WEDNESDAY? You guys here are suck slackers, geez. No wonder you still live with your moms (who are all classy broads, by the way.)

That's right, JR is back on the blog. Apparently, everyone here at Barry Melrose Rocks has decided to take a nap or have a cuddle party or something, so uncle JR has decided to check in once again.

So I was perusing the Internet the other night and I saw an ad for something called a Fat Head. Apparently, it's not a porn site (like I thought it was), but instead where you buy huge wall stickers of sports stuff. I guess it could be cool, if you're 10 or something. Anyway, this little bit caught my eye:

"Great for party planners, wedding planners, interior designers, decorators, sports enthusiasts, and fans of all ages! "

WHO THE HELL would have a fathead at their wedding? Seriously. But hey, if it means John Tavares can be present should Loser Domi and Kevin and/or Enforcer suffer enough brain damage to get hitched, I guess it could be worth the hundred bucks.

And what's the deal with not having me up there? what, you got room for five different Sidney Crosbys, but no JR time? Apparently you can get custom fatheads made, but having a custom fathead made just sounds ridiculous and pathetic. Plus, I know that at night I'd mistake it for a burglar and try to kick his ass. Then, I'd wake up the next morning and wonder what jackass decided to punch the crap out of my wall. Jerks.  Man, these guys just don't know what class is anymore.

Anyway, I gotta go work on my real blog instead of hanging out with these schmucks. And by the way, tell your mom she makes excellent meatloaf.



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written by sleza, February 07, 2010
If I ever get married, I'd totally rather had JR at my wedding than Crosby...

does he really have different coloured eyes? i never noticed this before but it looks like the other one is brown and other blue
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written by Loser domi, February 08, 2010
I think that JR's eyes in that picture just look different because of the light. They look the same colour in other light

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