The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week (Colorado at San Jose)

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Sorry I’m so late in posting this. I’ve spent most of the day hacking up bits and pieces of my lungs as I slowly die of bird flu. Actually, what really happened… I have the entire week off from Real Job, Inc. and immediately came down with the whooping cough. A combination of nowhere to be and Nyquil meant I slept until noon today, which mean I had to run all my errands post haste. Later, one thing lead to another, and here I am, awake at 2am, writing a drinking game. My drink of choice will be more Nyquil.

This will be the last regular season drinking game of the year. Shed a tear. In honor of that, all of these rules will be rehashed from some of the previous drinking games of the season. Drink retrospectively with me.

DRINK

… when Sports Soup is promoted. Twice if you know anyone who has actually watched it. 5 times if YOU have actually watched it.

… if there is a debate over the most entertaining name on the Sharks roster. Is it Cheechoo? Is it Setoguchi? Fun for everyone.

… every time they spend more than 5 seconds on a team not featured in this game. Twice if it’s your team!

… because it makes Brian Engblom’s hair less scary. (seriously, we’re cool with mullets, but damn)

… for every finger you’ve never injured with a snowblower

Thanks for the memories, drinkers!

About Ryan Henning

Ryan has been working online since 2003 and is presently the proprietor of Barry Melrose Rocks, The Rhino and Compass and The Weather Blog at Victoria-Weather.

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