Hey look! It’s Tuesday. That can only mean one thing. OK, two things: It’s some type of two-fer Tuesday at every radio station on Earth and it’s time for another edition of Tuesday’s Hockey News. Speaking of Tuesday, does anyone know if Domino’s is still doing that Two Times Tuesday thing?
Vermont Icecats – Issued a press release condemning our analysis of their arena project last week. They then rambled on incoherently about how BMR is “the man” and is holding them down. The release was issued incomplete, as the PR manager fell asleep mid-paragraph, with the TV on and a half empty pint of Ben and Jerry’s melting in his lap.
Lockton Lemurs – Have announced that they are filing for bankruptcy after losing a lawsuit in Minnesota Supreme Court last week. The Lemurs were being sued over the “Big a Lemur to Lockton Arena” Promotion in which fans were encouraged to bring Lemurs to the October 16th game against the Minnetonka Marauders. Six fans were bitten by rabid Lemurs in what is being called the biggest disaster in MJCCHL history.
Minnesota State University – Forward Zach Harrison scored a shorthanded natural hat trick against the North Dakota Fighting Sioux. And, as you probably figured out, this is the one that isn’t fiction.
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