Tuesday’s Hockey News

Today is the day before Hump Day, so that can only mean one thing — it’s time to take a look around the hockey world at the top stories of the day.

Vermont Icecats — Have announced plans to build a new arena… someday… You know, whenever they get around to it, man. But first, they need to buy some more bud.

Madison Marsupials — Traded their mascot Mary, a female kangaroo, to the country of Australia. In return, the Marsupial’s owner, Craig Hanson, will now be un-banned from visiting the country. He was originally banned from Australia after stealing a baby kangaroo in 1992.

Following up on a story from September 30th, the Billington Police Department has filed charges in the case of the murder of the Billington Buffalo mascot, which was an actual buffalo. The Billington Town Prosecutor is bringing charges against a group of six Native Americans who appear to have unknowingly jumped the space time continuum from 1842 to the present day. The Time Traveling Native Americans, who appear to be wholly confused about the whole situation, were unavailable for comment.
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