Hey kiddies! How is the glow of your monitor treatin’ ya? Getting a nice tech-geek tan? Hahahaa. I slay myself.
But we have more in common than you think. Right now I bet you’re going “oh no, you’re the mighty JR, what could my feeble self possibly have in common with you Lord Roenick?” Yeah, I couldn’t believe it either… We’re both humans! Bahahahaha!!
Oh, man. I’m awesome.
Anyway, ever gotten fired? Yeah, I know you did. That’s why you don’t work at GameStop anymore. Well, the Flyers, they’re my old employer. And the other night was awesome. I mean, did you see it? We let them hang around… Give up six goals… Hang around some more… And then BAM! At the very last second, I left them weeping. Hey, if you didn’t see it — shame on you if you missed one of my games — here’s the videotape.
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That’s all for now kiddies. Peace!
BallHype – JR > Philadelphia